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I've been going crazy the last month or so, trying to figure out a way to go to Comic-Con. It was about as easy as getting the Babel Fish, but I refused to give up, and earlier today, I finally put the junk mail on top of the satchel.

I am actually going to Comic-Con this year!

I'll be there from Thursday, July 24 until Saturday, July 26. I'm on a publishing panel with Pocketbooks on Thursday called "Star Trek without a blueprint." I'll be there representing volume three of the Star Trek manga, which I think comes out next week.

This is an exciting time for Star Trek, filled with uncertainty and opportunity. I think it's safe to say that there's a lot riding on the new movie, and how it fares will likely affect all of the ancillary Star Trek markets, like conventions, novels, comics, manga, etc.* I don't know if that's what "without a blueprint" means, but if it does, it'll be an interesting conversation. (Of course, it could also mean that CBS is giving much more freedom to people who want to create within the Star Trek universe, rather than forcing them to adhere to a pretty narrow blueprint. That will also be an interesting conversation. My point is that it's going to be interesting, and certainly worth the price of hotel, airline travel, and all the other expenses associated with coming to the show just to watch a one hour panel before you turn around and go right back home.**)

The rest of the show, I'll be set up with my friend Rich and his partners in crime***, who are letting me crash their booth. We haven't finalized my signing schedule, but once we do (and I know the name and number of their booth) I'll update this post.

This will be the only convention I'm attending this summer other than PAX, so I'm really, really excited and grateful that Marco from TokyoPop, and Rich and his partners from awesomeland were able to help me thwart the cleaning robots.

* I remember hearing, during a negotiation for a convention some years ago, that Enterprise was doing so poorly with the fans that it had really hurt convention turnout. I don't know if that's true or not, but I heard it so many times from so many different people, it was either a well-worn talking point or legit. If the new movie doesn't do as well as everyone hopes, we could be hearing about the death of Star Trek again, though I've come to believe that Star Trek is a mighty zombie in science fiction that simply can't be killed. There's a good reason it's still relevant and inspiring to legions of fans forty years after it debuted, you know.

** This statement is completely false. Except for the interesting part. It's absolutely going to be interesting. Also, "interesting."

***I'm not sure if Rich has minions, but if he does, I'm sure that they will be there, too. Hey, maybe I'll fill out a minion application!

Jul. 8th, 2008

  • 5:17 PM
A member of my home group just emailed the following list to me. It put a smile on my face for the first time today, and once again, I am reminded that the fellowship will find me regardless of how much I might want to isolate myself and stew in my own imagined misery.

Old Time AA )

wil's tuesday link-o-rama

  • Jul. 8th, 2008 at 2:37 PM

As part of my continuing plot to convince you all to read my Propeller submissions, I present a few of my favorite stories from the last couple of days:

The dying art of the knuckleball

In the Red Sox clubhouse a few hours before the start of a drizzly, early-May game against the Rays, Tim Wakefield wraps his hand around a brand-new baseball and models his knuckleball grip. On television, Wakefield's grip appears claw-like and uncomfortable, but up close, it looks effortless...

Okay, first of all, when did the Devil Rays become the Rays? Did it happen because some crazy fundies got all worked up? I'm laying 3:2 that they did.

My enthusiasm for baseball -- actually, in all professional sports that aren't hockey or soccer -- has cratered in the last couple of years, but I still love to watch a knuckleballer confound a batter. It's a dying art , like pitchers who can last more than 5 innings.

Librarian carrying "McCain=Bush" sign kicked out of McCain event

In McCain's *open to the public* townhall meeting, a 61 year-old woman was cited for trespassing on orders from the McCain security detail for carrying a sign that read "McCain=Bush." Carol Kreck received a ticket and her court date is set for July 23.

That the event this woman was removed from was a public event, and she didn't do anything more disruptive than hold up a sign. "All I did was carry a sign that said McCain = Bush," Kreck said. "And for everyone who voted for Bush, I don't see why it's offensive to say McCain = Bush." Well, McCain is running for Bush's third term.

Book review: It's All Too Much

It's All Too Much is a terrific book that inverts the typical approach to dealing with existential kipple. Rather than helping you find new places and novel ways to "organize" all your crap, author Peter Walsh encourages you to explore why you ever kept all that junk in the first place.

Some friends of ours have my dream house: it's got beautiful hardwood floors, it's uncluttered, and they can park both of their cars in their garage. My whole life, I've had a problem with holding onto things (real and imagined) so this book looked super interesting to me, not because I need it (I know that I just need to get rid of my shit) but because it tells me that I'm not the only one with this problem.

HOWTO: build anti-paparazzi sunglasses

Hackaday posts plans to build some simple but effective anti-paparazzi sunglasses. They work by mounting two small infrared lights on the front. The wearer is completely inconspicuous to the human eye, but cameras only see a big white blur where your face should be.

I had to deal with paparazzi in that "really fucks with your ability to live your life" way for about two months when I was a teenager. I quickly figured out that if I avoided certain places and certain people, I could also avoid the cameras. But this project is interesting to me because we live in a world where our fucktard leaders are increasingly shoving their faces into every aspect of our personal and private lives, so any effort to say NOT YOURS is pretty important to me.

Bacon mania!

Why are Americans so batty for bacon? It's delicious, it's decadent -- and it's also a fashion statement.

I'm a vegetarian, so bacon as food is irrelevant to me. However, bacon as a cultural phenomenon? That's something else entirely. Something crispy and delicious!

The History of the Chaos Computer Club

With causes like ensuring secure voting machines, protecting privacy, defeating censorship and governmental obfuscation, and promoting hacker ethics, the CCC has become something of a hacktivist powerhouse. They hold an annual "Chaos Communications Congress" gathering and also a very cool hacker camp every four years.

If you're intrigued by this article, I highly recommend reading The Hacker Crackdown, The Cuckoo's Egg, and Cyberpunk (which has nothing to do with actual Cyberpunk).

Book Review: Dungeons and Desktops

Dungeons and Desktops chronicles the rise and fall of the Computer RPG industry, from Akalabeth to Zelda. While the bulk of the book is devoted to the genre's 'Golden Age' in the late '80s and early '90s, author Matt Barton explores the entire history of CRPGs, from their origins in the mid '70s to the very recent past.

I've written a lot of articles about video games, and my love of classic gaming is well known. But I don't know if I've ever pointed out just how much I love computer RPGS. From the Infocom games of my childhood to early Mac games like Uninvited and DejaVu to Fallout 2 and Planescape: Torment, to Bioshock, the RPGS are my absolute favorites. This book seems really, really awesome. (And really, really expensive, unfortunately.)

Jul. 8th, 2008

  • 11:57 AM
Best place to sell used electronics?

I'm trying to put together enough money to make a quick last-minute trip down to visit a friend. I have some electronics that I really don't mind parting with, particularly my XBox 360, it's been used maybe 6 times since I bought it and it's really in great condition plus about 4 games.

Does anyone know where I could try to sell this in the cities (pawn shop) and get a decent return on it? Again it's hardly ever been used so I don't want like $20 for a $400 item, I might as well keep it then.

I'd have a garage sale but I live out in the burbs big time and no one ever comes to garage sales that my neighbors have so I don't hold much hope.

I've tried ebay and have gotten bad results from them.
Any ideas?

Tree Service Recommendations?

  • Jul. 8th, 2008 at 10:49 AM
I searched the memories but didn't find any mention of local tree services. Does anyone have recommendations? I've looked at a few websites, and they all look decent, but nothing really stands out. I have several trees that need to be trimmed, and I want someone to be able to determine the health of the trees. I'm in St. Paul. Thanks!

Violin!

  • Jul. 8th, 2008 at 8:58 AM
Hello friends,

I'm looking for a violin, but I'm not looking to buy it.  Does anyone know of a place where I can rent one?  Does anyone have one they'd be willing to let me borrow??  I only need it for a week or two.  I'd be more than happy to bake you some cookies, pay you, or do something of that nature. 

Thanks so much!
Alex

A good website about Women's Health

  • Jul. 8th, 2008 at 4:08 PM
Hi !

I was searching for some info online about this thing my friends has.
I'm not a doctor and I came across this website that so much doctor talk and I didnt understand anything.
I turned to my favorite website on the net (cause I'm a huge makeup freak and they have tons of makeup related videos), and searched for it there and like I thought - I found more info, and this time I understood it!
I thought this website can interest you as well, as it has great info regarding women's health and the best things is that everything is on video and you dont have to read articles from which you understand nothing!
http://www.sutree.com/videos/Womens_Health/12398
Hope you find this website useful, as I do ! :)

The Fireworks Cyclone

  • Jul. 8th, 2008 at 10:03 AM
The idea for building a cyclone or tornado came from seeing Ned Kahn's Tornado exhibit at the Exploratorium in San Francisco

food for thought

  • Jul. 8th, 2008 at 4:07 AM
Once again i feel i need to shoot down a complete MYTH. There is no such thing as a "wild" horse in America. No this is a fairytale romance created and brought forward by the severely mis guided for whatever reason. It really irritates me to no end that people are so ignorant NOT to see through this. The "wild" horse is very much like the starling and brown rat, that being they are 100% introduced species. Thats right non native invasive full stop.

Quick history lesson February 19, 1519, with a force of 600 men and less than 20 horses Cortez sets sail for Mexico. 1519 March: Cortes lands in Mexico.<<< THIS IS WHERE THOSE SO CALLED "WILD HORSES" COME FROM. Spain! doh! Read more... )

[SP] Fireworks pt 3

  • Jul. 8th, 2008 at 6:25 AM


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very badly sprained ankle

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 6:49 PM
so I was doing exercise by walking, cycling, and some strength training at home a I do not have a gym membership

the bad thing is that I sprained my ankle very badly - currently I cannot put any weight on it - the doc says that it will more than likely be 4-6 to recovery

but I am going nuts as I I can't do walk much less do squats

other than doing upper body work were I am in a sitting position, any thoughts what I can do to keep me from going nuts???

thanks

Hola, Gymrats!

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 9:36 PM
Remember when I posted a few weeks ago about having a bike accident and not being able to lift?

Well, I tried again, and not being able to straighten your elbow is a significant detriment to bench pressing :-) So, got things checked out (er ... I WORK in healthcare, which makes me the worst patient in the world, and yes, the word dumbass applies here), and I have a radial head fracture of the elbow.

Good news is that it doesn't need a cast or surgery, the bad news is no pressure on that arm for another 4 weeks, until my next x-ray. Although I did get the go ahead to continue biking, seeing as I've been doing that since the week following the accident - my cardio continues!

SO ... I can do nothing that puts pressure on the elbow, although light pulls are OK (so lower weight rows and pulldowns), and legs, as well as anything on my LEFT arm only, but I'm trying to think of something for chest, and I'm drawing a blank ... any ideas?

Star Trek: The Experience is closing

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 6:35 PM

It was bound to happen sooner or later, and though I've known this was coming for a few months now, I was still really sad to read confirmation that Star Trek: The Experience is closing September first.

Offering a sad commentary on the state of the Star Trek franchise, the Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas will shut down Star Trek : The Experience this fall.

Part simulator, part environment, part museum and (of course) part gift shop/restaurant, the Experience opened 10 years ago during the height of popularity for the Star Trek: The Next Generation movies.

But, the exhibit isn't drawing the fans it once did -- just as the franchise is fading off the public radar. While J.J. Abrams is hustling to save Star Trek on the big screen, it's too late to save it in Vegas.

The Experience will always be special to me, because, as I wrote in the Geek in Review (excerpted from Dancing Barefoot):

The Transporter Chief says, “Welcome to the 24th century. You are aboard the starship Enterprise.”

She could have said to me, “Welcome to 1987, Wil. You are on Stage 9.”

She touches her communicator and says, “I have them, Commander.”

Jonathan Frakes' voice booms over the comm, “Good work, Lieutenant. Please take them to the bridge.”

We leave the transporter room and walk down a long corridor which is identical to the ones I walked down every day. I realize as we walk that, in my mind, I'm filling in the rest of the sound stage. I'm surprised when we don't end up in engineering at the end of the corridor. Instead, we are herded into a turbolift, where we enjoy some more special effects. The turbolift shakes and hums . . . it's infinitely cooler than the real ones we would stand in for the show.

When the turbolift doors open, and reveal the bridge of the Enterprise, I gasp.

The bridge is a nearly-perfect replica of ours, with a few minor differences that are probably imperceptible to anyone who didn't spend the better part of five years on it. The hum of the engines, which had only existed in my imagination on Stage 8, is now real. I stare at the view screen, where a beautiful starfield gives the appearance of motion. I remember how much I hated doing blue screen shots on the bridge and how much I loved it when they'd lower the starfield. When I looked at those thousands of tiny mirrors, glued onto a screen of black velvet, I could lose myself in the wonderful fantasy that this spaceship was as real as the view.

I am consumed by hypernostalgia.

I am 14-years-old, walking out of the turbolift during Encounter at Farpoint. Corey Allen, the director, excitedly tells me, “Picard controls the sky, man! He controls the sky!”

I am 15-years-old, sitting in my ugly grey spacesuit at the CONN. My fake muscle suit bunches up around my arms. I feel awkward and unsure, a child who desperately wants to be a man.

I am 16-years-old, working on an episode where I say little more than, “Aye, sir.” I want to be anywhere but here.

I am 17-years-old, wearing a security uniform for Yesterday's Enterprise. I am excited to stand in a different place on the bridge, wear a different uniform, and push different imaginary buttons.

I hear the voices of our crew, recall the cool fog that hung around our trailers each morning from Autumn until Spring.

I recall walking to the Paramount commissary with the cast, on our way to have lunch meetings with Gene before he died.

I have an epiphany.

Until this moment, all I have been able to remember is the pain that came with Star Trek. I'd forgotten the joy.

It's obviously an important place to me, though I don't expect it be nearly as important to anyone else in the world. I've always said that it's something every Star Trek fan should, uh, experience, at least once.

They say that the props and things from the museum will be returned to Paramount, where I hope they'll be put on Star Trek: the Tour . . . though if past is prologue, Paramount will likely have them looked after by top men.

[SP] Repairs and Debts

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 10:43 PM


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Oh For The Love of Pete!

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 4:10 PM
BEWARE THE WORK RANT!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, this probably doesn't apply to most of the people on the list.

However, I need to say the following before i kill something.

A) You are not the only person calling on a Monday after a long holiday.

B) When I tell you that we are completely overbooked for today it does not impress me for you to demand an appointment for your doctor so you can get your damn fucking narcotic.

C) Yelling at us that you are a member of the medical profession and should not have to see your doctor (when you haven't been in for over a year)in order to get your meds is not going to endear us to you, ever. Oh, giving us 3 minutes to pull your chart when we told you it would be at least 45 minutes also doesn't work either.

D) If you are looking at your meds and you are two weeks or a week away. CALL YOUR PROVIDER FOR YOUR REFILL. DON'T WAIT FOR THE LAST FUCKING MINUTE AND THEN YELL AT US FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO FILL IT AT 450 pm WHEN WE CLOSE AT 5 YOU ASSWHIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are the things that make me want to go postal on people. I feel cheated that I didn't get to create a real monster Thursday Night. I may need to go ahead and do one anyway.

Self-hatred v Compassion

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 12:25 PM
"Self-hatred makes compassion towards others impossible."
-His Holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama
In his talk to University of Washington Apr 2008.

Interestingly enough, His Holiness said he didn't know how self-hatred could be turned into self-love.

I know that!!!

12 Steps... that's what did it for me. A lot of hard work, a lot of pain, but yeah... that's what did it for me.

Oh! And also...

When I'm feeling crappy and suicidal, I've found that helping others can really really help.

And if I'm worried that I'm doing something just for the praise? I help someone anonymously. If they find out it was me, it doesn't count.*

* From "Just for Today" in the Alanon program.

BC=Depression and stopping

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 3:02 PM
  Alright, my doctor put me on the bc pill Linessa,saying that it was so low dose that it wouldn't aggrivate my existing depression/anxiety.I told her I wasn't sure about it, because I've been on it before and it did me no good, but she assured me that it would be alright. I've been on it for a week, and I'm already starting to feel the signs of depression I've had before: lack of motivation, no appitite, insomnia, crying for no reason, negative thoughts swirling in my head, etc. I'm going to try to get a decent nights sleep before I call them, but I don't know if I should just stop, even though I'm still not done my pack? I've just finished my week of having the lightest pills and am about to start the darker ones. Will the sudden loss of extra hormones make me even worse?